Date: 2025-01-03

Shit, tax and raise of shitland
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What exactly is tax dear, respectable citizen? Tax in Slovakia is 
around 20% from every piece of shit that comes out of your ass. 
Obviously, it's not that simple. The system always spits out complex 
shit around itself, so nobody, just idiots can manage all that mess. 
The more complicated and ineffective it is, the better.

So let's calculate how this 20% shit tax works. You poop shit out of 
your ass. You process it ecologically, obviously. Furthermore, you 
dry it, put some sugar on it, and sell it as a sweetener with 
probiotic culture. Another human, not so fortunate as you, with 
shitty life, no friends, and an eternal virgin want to inject your 
sugar-coated shit into his ass, so his microbiota is as healthy and 
sweet as yours. You sell him your own shit for 10 eur. You pay tax 2 
eur. He put your shit into his ass that he get some bacteria from 
you. He decides later, when all his shit is as good and sweet as 
your, that he will sell your shit to somebody else, as he does not 
need it more. So he take it out, dry and put some sirup on it, so the 
final product has some extra value compared to your original 
sugar-coated shit. He sells it for the same 10 eur as he bought it 
from you. He pays tax 2 eur, the same as you. Another poor peasant 
whith bad shit do the same. Five people do the same and each of them 
practically sold the same shit with syrup or sugar for 10 eur.

Calculation: 10 - 2 - 10 = -2
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Nobody earn anything, just you the first one, master owner, inventor 
and hero of the plebs who had the first sugar-coated shit on the 
planet. You got 10 eur minus 2 eur tax, so clean profit 8 eur. For 
simplicity, we don't count your other expenses for sugar, food, 
packaging and your hard work and intellectual property. All four 
second hand sellers paid 10 for the shit and when sold it for the 
same price, paid 2 eur tax. So each of them lost 2 eur.

Shitlord
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Shitlord, your government got 10 eur for your shit. You Get 8. The 
winner is the government who got 10 eur free. As government gets so 
easy money without doing anything, they collect them and as good 
government they should also spend them. Oh dear, they do ;/ They pay 
some government officer who will come to your shithouse and give you 
order to visit jail as your shitbusiness was illegal. You will need 
to give back 10 eur to the government plus some penalty ticket. At 
the end, all is well. 5 people lost 2 eur, the government got 10. 
Just from your one sugar-coated shit. You, as the master owner of the 
very first sugar-coated shit was rewarded by your government, who you 
just paid tax and penalty ticket, by free food and shelter in 
government place called prison. The example is very simplified, 
otherwise it would be much worse if we account all variables. If all 
above would be true, the life would be like heaven compared to the 
reality. It is much worse.

Yes dear law abiding citizen. That's government business. Put their 
nose into your ass and suck all the shit they found there.

I know that all cultivated and decent readers, millions of noble 
subsribers and supporters will not give a shit about this low quality 
dirty article full of shit. Their level of evolution is much higher 
than my own. I bet you are already TRANScended into some higher 
energy and your vibration is so high that I can't even notice it. Why 
would they read and take into account some peasant who talks just 
shit about shit? There are much better players in the playground who 
do classy stuff like genocide, torture and kill people by millions.

Also who really give a shit about shit? There are more important 
issues on the Earth. We have Ukraine, Gaza, vaccines, climate, 
farting cows, GDPR, WHO, EU, illuminati, reptilians, lizards, 
Orechnik, freedom and democracy and all those noble things.
I apologize to all respectable people, but this shitty article was not 
typed in ed - the standard editor. To be honest it was not typed even 
in the xterm, mother of all emulators. The truth is, I did not type 
it near the lake on some Atari while some cat licked my ass. This 
article does not fit any noble challenge.

I am really sorry. I may go to the hell for all this incantation. 
Heaven is just for pure innocent souls and kind people like you. 
Nobody wants some dumbass idiot full of shit in the heaven. There is 
no toilet paper, I heard. This shitty article is Shit Engine 
Optimized for the word shit. Do I regret all this? Definitely. The 
past can't be changed anyway.

Joyful year 2025, the best you can achieve, and good health. In the 
case that shit hits the fan, RIP.

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The moment you depend on leaders, you become weak. There is nothing 
you can learn about yourself. Nothing.