Date: 2025-01-03 Shit, tax and raise of shitland ------------------------------- What exactly is tax dear, respectable citizen? Tax in Slovakia is around 20% from every piece of shit that comes out of your ass. Obviously, it's not that simple. The system always spits out complex shit around itself, so nobody, just idiots can manage all that mess. The more complicated and ineffective it is, the better. So let's calculate how this 20% shit tax works. You poop shit out of your ass. You process it ecologically, obviously. Furthermore, you dry it, put some sugar on it, and sell it as a sweetener with probiotic culture. Another human, not so fortunate as you, with shitty life, no friends, and an eternal virgin want to inject your sugar-coated shit into his ass, so his microbiota is as healthy and sweet as yours. You sell him your own shit for 10 eur. You pay tax 2 eur. He put your shit into his ass that he get some bacteria from you. He decides later, when all his shit is as good and sweet as your, that he will sell your shit to somebody else, as he does not need it more. So he take it out, dry and put some sirup on it, so the final product has some extra value compared to your original sugar-coated shit. He sells it for the same 10 eur as he bought it from you. He pays tax 2 eur, the same as you. Another poor peasant whith bad shit do the same. Five people do the same and each of them practically sold the same shit with syrup or sugar for 10 eur. Calculation: 10 - 2 - 10 = -2 ----------------------------- Nobody earn anything, just you the first one, master owner, inventor and hero of the plebs who had the first sugar-coated shit on the planet. You got 10 eur minus 2 eur tax, so clean profit 8 eur. For simplicity, we don't count your other expenses for sugar, food, packaging and your hard work and intellectual property. All four second hand sellers paid 10 for the shit and when sold it for the same price, paid 2 eur tax. So each of them lost 2 eur. Shitlord -------- Shitlord, your government got 10 eur for your shit. You Get 8. The winner is the government who got 10 eur free. As government gets so easy money without doing anything, they collect them and as good government they should also spend them. Oh dear, they do ;/ They pay some government officer who will come to your shithouse and give you order to visit jail as your shitbusiness was illegal. You will need to give back 10 eur to the government plus some penalty ticket. At the end, all is well. 5 people lost 2 eur, the government got 10. Just from your one sugar-coated shit. You, as the master owner of the very first sugar-coated shit was rewarded by your government, who you just paid tax and penalty ticket, by free food and shelter in government place called prison. The example is very simplified, otherwise it would be much worse if we account all variables. If all above would be true, the life would be like heaven compared to the reality. It is much worse. Yes dear law abiding citizen. That's government business. Put their nose into your ass and suck all the shit they found there. I know that all cultivated and decent readers, millions of noble subsribers and supporters will not give a shit about this low quality dirty article full of shit. Their level of evolution is much higher than my own. I bet you are already TRANScended into some higher energy and your vibration is so high that I can't even notice it. Why would they read and take into account some peasant who talks just shit about shit? There are much better players in the playground who do classy stuff like genocide, torture and kill people by millions. Also who really give a shit about shit? There are more important issues on the Earth. We have Ukraine, Gaza, vaccines, climate, farting cows, GDPR, WHO, EU, illuminati, reptilians, lizards, Orechnik, freedom and democracy and all those noble things. I apologize to all respectable people, but this shitty article was not typed in ed - the standard editor. To be honest it was not typed even in the xterm, mother of all emulators. The truth is, I did not type it near the lake on some Atari while some cat licked my ass. This article does not fit any noble challenge. I am really sorry. I may go to the hell for all this incantation. Heaven is just for pure innocent souls and kind people like you. Nobody wants some dumbass idiot full of shit in the heaven. There is no toilet paper, I heard. This shitty article is Shit Engine Optimized for the word shit. Do I regret all this? Definitely. The past can't be changed anyway. Joyful year 2025, the best you can achieve, and good health. In the case that shit hits the fan, RIP. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The moment you depend on leaders, you become weak. There is nothing you can learn about yourself. Nothing. .